Absolutely fucked it bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4g2… Emergency alert test to be sent to millions of phones across the UK - BBC News

The Nobel Piss Prize more like

Chatted shit, got banged

A cheers, too far

Tommy Robinson phoning in the order backstage at the rally

Night of The Long Elbow Patches

Cheers, Dickie

Find you a man who looks at you the way a journo looks at himself #TheHack

Cheers, Hyacynth

they only wanted to go see aston villa

Cheers, Sybil

in Zohran's New York, all firefighters will be made to read Verso imprint books

Farage or gtfo bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

If Mamdani ran in London

Us lot, 10 years ago: haha! the Ruse of Reason, everything is actually the subjectless totality moving history behind the back of producers! The real Ruse of Reason:

Heard Akehurst on the radio this morning, prick can hardly string a sentence together. I expect more from a supervillain tbh

The harder they, cheers

The cheers, Inspector Hound

Cheers, Rosenkranz and Gildenstern