This might be the best SNL skit in the past 20 years.

Flaccid forecast sent me screaming. 😂

I refuse to ever live anyplace that has an HOA.

It's good to be home. I deadheaded from Wood River, IL yesterday. I showed up and they didn't have the material to load me. The truck bringing it to them never showed up and they couldn't get anyone from that carrier to answer them. So TONU for me. And I headed home.

Groomer cooked

🚨#BREAKING: A train has smashed into a semi-truck that got stuck on the tracks in the snow in Gastonia, North Carolina. Officials report that no one was injured.

I saw earlier than the Melania movie had a $9 million opening (1/5th of the production cost of $40m). Then I saw that a low budget horror movie called Iron Lung had a $9 million opening (3x it's production budget). And I laughed and laughed. 🤣🤣🤣

She does not give one shit that it's snowing

This voice over is hilarious! 😂🤣😂

🤔🤔🤔 slowjamastan.org

I laugh at these people who are oohing and awwing over a pickup truck pulling a semi. A had an Amish cart with 2 horses help my truck up a hill once. Now THAT was impressive.

A MAGA Trump supporter is whining because she had an ectopic pregnancy & she wanted to get it removed,but not one Medical Professional would help her & she just can’t figure out why because she’s a White Conservative mother of three that is married & works! She voted for this!

Trump orders removal or changing of Native American signage at Little Bighorn national park in Montana. ktvq.com/news/local-new…

The reviews for the Pantex Nuclear Plant on Google maps are kinda humerous. maps.app.goo.gl/dPsdP2mcj9df3f…

I'm pretty pleased with myself. I blindside backed into this dock off this little road in less than 3 minutes without much fuss or pissing off more than 3 Chicagoans.

Never forget that the ATA has been a H2B Coalition Partner for a very very long time... H2B is pretty much legal labor trafficking and exploitation in my opinion...

Custom made. Custom effort

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Arrested Again for molesting an 11 year old boy 👇🏼

Wow.... I've been to several of these places! Weak freight demand triggers facility closures, job cuts across supply chain freightwaves.com/?p=570118