Help me, Grammar Police.

How low and evil do you have to be to steal money from abused puppies? Just ask Lara Trump, she knows all about it.

If the billionaires are starting GoFundMes, we need a serious look at healthcare costs

Dan Crenshaw makes Ted Cruz look like Marco Rubio and I realize there’s nothing to that analogy they’re just all weak cunts.

I just admitted to 36k people that I don't believe in God. It felt good to say. Please don't unfollow me.

Friends - You! Yes you! And even you! Go kick Monday's ass and make a difference! Give a little of yourself to lift someone else!

Happy fucking Monday Funday? Woke up, made my coffee (with hazelnut creamer) and checked my horoscope. It said, "You may have a rough patch today, but hell, at least you didn't wake up next to Rudy Giuliani". So fucking true! Have a great day 😘.

Finally sprung from Twitmo solitary

CitizenPayne6 🌊🌊👍 Welcome back! I thought your original post was quite poetic.

It’s way past time the Biden administration releases Reality Winner from prison and leave her cell door open for DT so we can get some justice in this country for a moment.

I may never stop wearing one 👍

Good Monday morning Dog Peoples! #mondaythoughts

The #FBI has brought to justice many of the participants in the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, but more people are still at large. If you know this individual, submit a tip at tips.fbi.gov. When you leave a tip, refer to photo 269.

The government is expected to release a report on UFOs. I already got the scoop. UFOs have been coming here for a while and dropping off aliens. We know them as Q people. You can spot them by their crazy talk that they get from their alien leader "Q". They also drink bleach.

Ron Johnson is objecting to immigrants being treated with humanity.

My hobbies include: Reading Drinking Tweeting Drunk tweeting Handing washed up actors their asses on Twitter.

Friends - In a couple of days The Presumptive Warfighter Bill that will help our Veterans will be introduced in DC. This piece of legislation is now Bipartisan in both chambers & a press conference with Jon Stewart, myself & others will take place on 4/13. We will need your help!