Not now son, I'm making... Toast!

Was there a time you were thinking of keeping a more series darker tone for the film? #veshappytime

Is it still gross if I eat something that fell out of my beard?qq

How can he not challenge that non catch. I'm getting ready to board the get rid of McCarthy train. Would be nice if the refs could get one call right though. #GBvsSEA

Rodgers has been carrying McCarthy for too long and his weakness as a couple changes is getting hard to watch #GBvsSEA

Dear Bears fans who talked so much shit during the season..... hahahahaahhhhhhaahahahahahahhaa #PHIvsCHI

hahahahhahahahaah

#troof

It was about that time he realized he was not a simple man but was indeed a basic bitch.

For anyone still up get on this

Henna and hentai are two completely different things #TheMoreYouKnow

Why does everyone else get to post dumb shit with no facts behind it but I have to hold my tongue to preserve the peace? #denseMotherFuckers

Day one: food is getting scarce. I don't like the way the cat is looking at me. Cooperation doesn't seem to be on the table.

I was told it would change how I knew my own body, that it would be an experience I could treasure forever. In reality it was me with my knees by my head feeling awkward for 5 mins then it was over. I guess they say it gets better the more you do it. #squattyPottyLife

Shoutout to all the Raiders fans that bought AB jerseys #RaidersNation

If I may be so bold to speak on behalf of Green Bay Packers fans we are glad you are doing well @_gconley8

I'm raising money for Robert Swartz , Morris Black Cancer Relief Fund. Click to Donate gofund.me/031fb5ea

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#SuperBowl what a shit end to a great game. @nfl should be ashamed. I'm sickened by the shitty officiating all year topped off by this pathetic display.

#GBvsNYG why the fuck am I watching my game on half a fucking screen?