What are you folks using for home automation? I’m trying to see something…

Today for lunch, I ordered from the menu the “Turkey and avocado BLT”. Friends, is this not just a turkey club?

There’s always money in the banana stand.

Ngl…I was fully expecting this to transform into Starscream before the end.

I just packed a large moving box full of various mechanical keyboard parts and realize I might have a problem.

Of course the AC goes out this morning.

Today is my last day at Twitter. I’m always sad to leave amazing humans, but the world is pretty small. Take care tweeps! Onward and upward!

EVGA terminates relationship with NVIDIA, ceases all video card manufacturing on grounds of disrespectful treatment, among other things. Employees told they will be 'taken care of,' but we don't see how all those jobs will persist ad infinitum: youtube.com/watch?v=cV9QES…

🤔

I told these folks to quiet down but they weren’t having it.

Does “may be convicted of federal charges” fall into the CISO job description as “other duties as assigned”? Cool, cool…

Hang in there Tweeps! DM me if you want to talk shop, looking for references, or just talk about the awesome work you are doing.

November 1st is OpenSSL day. Condolences for those who celebrate.

#openssl

Have we learned nothing from the star-bellied sneetches?

All is well.

Throwing this out there again - any folks - especially those I worked with closely and / or are not able to return to office - that need some career support let me know how I can help.

When you were raised in survival mode, you see the world differently. You have different traits and skills that other people might not like:

Are you a left outer join, or a right?

If AWS ever decides to recycle account IDs the world will burn.