Tell me you’ve never played football, without actually telling me you’ve never played football

Funniest thing about this is Bruno giving it large to Tchaouna. Guarantee if big Loum was waiting for him in the tunnel he’d be apologising in seconds from behind Maguire

It's all starting to make sense now 🤣 #twitterclarets | AlwaysClaret

Was just searching for some tweets to see what people said about Jonathan Pearce’s great commentary line on MOTD and stumbled across this. It’s actually frightening how deluded and disconnected from reality fans of big six clubs are

Yesterdays VAR (Stuart Attwell) was the same ref who gave Villa a penalty in the last minute of that 3-2 game two seasons ago… that was the last time he reffed us too. Makes you wonder #twitterclarets

Well, he certainly fits the criteria #twitterclarets

Was only six months ago some of our fans wanted to splurge 8 figures on him 😂

This is true, and it is an eye-watering number, but it’s also worth noting that this summer Premier League teams have been trading more than usual with each other, so an awful lot of money has been passed around within the league

Starmer and the entire Labour Party next 🤞 🙏

Hopefully the PGMOL are watching Denmark v Scotland. Referee showed a pair of you know what’s to go to screen and stick to his decision. Pity Sam Barrott didn’t have any last week at Old Trafford

Cringing in advance at the thought of that first presser he does when someone asks him a question he doesn’t like and he fires back with a prickly response

If Charlie Kirk had been a left-wing figure, there would now be widespread calls to crack down on 'right-wing hate'.