Thank you for watching The Chief, with me, the Chief. #TheChief (Though I wouldn't normally condone anyone using hash, or getting tagged, on this one occasion, hashtags are acceptable)

For those who were unable to watch The Chief last night - you know who you are (and for some, so does the Procurator Fiscal) - you can catch up on iPlayer.... bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod… #TheChief

If you are going out for a drink tonight, have fun but please try and end your evening sensibly... By heading home to watch me on BBC1 at 11:30pm. #TheChief

Siri what time is late checkout at Twickenham Travelodge and where is nearest paracetamol?

London's fine but it's nice to be back in Scotland again. Just passed Philippe Clement at the airport.

Worry not. There's still time to catch up on the first episode of The Chief before the next "drops" this evening - 10pm BBC Scotland. Unless you have an IQ lower than the council tax rise, you'd still be able to follow episode 2, but why take that chance? bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

I would like to confirm that neither I, nor the Scottish Police Force, were involved in that viral video doing the rounds. Clearly it is an AI fake - currently there is NO giant golden statue of me in George Street!! And I'm assured there are no plans to erect one. For now.

20 minutes until I'm on the BBC Scotland channel. Unless you are currently watching me on iPlayer, in which case I am on now.

Hello overtime! Goodbye budgetary targets! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Thursday. Traditionally, it's the day our stations around the country prepare for the weekend influx of drunken idiots. Unfluff the pillows. Flatten the mattresses. Turn off the heating. But now Thursdays are THE CHIEF days. 10pm BBC Scotland. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

In a turbulent, uncertain world, it is vitally important that one cherishes those small moments of joy that elevate the human spirit. Coincidentally, I am on BBC Scotland again this evening. 10pm. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

For those tax payers who may be concerned, I can confirm that yes, we did deploy extra officers for the visit of Eric Trump. However, I don't see that as money wasted - it was valuable training, ensuring our officers are prepared for when an actual VIP visits Scotland.

Following last night's broadcast, I would like to thank the great Scottish public for watching The Chief. It has been both an honour and a pleasure to enter your living rooms over the last few weeks without the need for a court order or arrest warrant! bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

And for those ladies, and a surprising number of men, who kindly enquired...thank you but I have decided to put my romantic life on the back burner again. I am married to my work, and Justice is my mistress!

We need more Chief. Got through four episodes faster than a bam shoplifter doing a runner from Aldi.

Grok is Ouzo poisonous?

There are no tariffs on justice!