Congratulations to our Philadelphia Phillies on winning the NL East Division for the second year in a row. Our City is ready for another #RedOctober!

"The White House Briefing Room will now offer just one seat per corporate owner."

The Europoor Mind cannot fathom Jordan Davis

8 and left no crumbs

Happy #RedOctober to all who celebrate

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!)

President Trump doesn’t get enough credit for ending the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen

Elm City Jon Anna Bower @ZephyrRN1701G 🖖🇺🇸🦅 Shipwreckedcrew Lolz. Parking lot/garage Alina Habba

james franklin so sick of us saying he can’t win the big games he decided to not win the small ones. checkers not chess.

dammit

LMAO

I am sad. The window is closed. It's time for a change from the manager down through the massive amount of mid players on this roster. #RedOctober

#redoctober

BANG

HOLY SCHWARBOMB

Let’s go get another

Good morning check on your Philly friends we are not alright…

Knee deep in senior portrait season. This is my happy place.

Spending the day at HQ, the coffee is great!!!! The 3rd floor has a full game room with activity center.