Guess who’s back...

I'm working with calvinklein on a Biden victory cologne called Regret that will be free to Trump voters on November 4th. It has notes of rancid beef & burning tires. It's made with heavy water & the smell lingers for over 50 years, so we'll always know where they are!

We are witnessing a death match between Selfishness and Stupidity.

25 days. Let’s win this thing.

What will we do if they choose to make the election of Joe Biden illegitimate, refuse to count late ballots or commit any further undo electioneering? This needs to be THE conversation. Please RT.

Pennsylvania, is this is your guy?

It’s cruel and unusual punishment that I’m not sitting belly up at a bar watching this shit go down. #BidenHarris2020

I'm going to keep asking this question because it boggles the mind: how can things be this close - and in the case of congress and (potentially) the senate, a net loss - when 238k people have died because of the failures of the President and the GOP? How?

Man this is just the best. A nationwide rebuke. Celebration. And the saddest clown on planet earth forced slink away in misery & accept his place as a loser. Just wonderful stuff.

To friends who feel deflated tonight: a big virtual hug. To those who feel elated: enjoy this uplifting moment. Time for us all to show the virtue of leading with hospitality. Much hard work to do, many big problems to solve. Nothing possible without a place at the table for all.

Still haven't really come to terms with the fact that this chode has been voted out, but these generational moments have a way of washing over you and then one day you wake up and all is right again. Maybe that's happiness.

Donald J. Trump Another lie. Another tweet that will be flagged by Twitter. You’re a pathetic, petulant, whiny, little punk who lost the game and wants to take his ball. Grow up, you pathetic, son of a Klansman.

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$600 is pathetic. The richest nation in world history with a defense spending budget greater than 170 countries total GDP can't find enough cash to save the economic future of millions of it's own citizens from a calamity it could've prevented. Shameful, depraved negligence.

Sucks I have to ditch Netflix because The Office on Peacock is leaving at the end of the month.

Congratulations to my friend, President Joe Biden! This is your time.

Is it too much to ask that there be cold pizza in the fridge at all times?

Bring on the fancy toast, a Carrie Baird signature. dpo.st/3uffLY6