When I’m on my 3rd jog and a police officer says “you’re only allowed one a day”

That’s just bean silly

When I say I’m crying, I am fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂

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I don’t care how low life gets, I’ll never take a snap of my table at spoons and put it on my story asking for drinks or food.

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Fuck off😂😂😂😂

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Henry VIII after his wife pissed him off

When you’ve just ordered the £500 steak at Nusr-Et Steakhouse but Instas down

“Coming out lad” “na need to pay the rest of my kebab wrap off”

This is my uncle after 2 doses. Thanks Pfizer

An actual real message that I received on Instagram today 🤣

Okay BEYONCÉ you have 24hrs to respond