ruined family game night by offering my mom one wheat to stop misgendering me forever 🤐

mupPITT p2: rumor has it they dated in the 90s.. don’t tell kermit👀

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the testament of banh mi

imagine this needle drop? goodness

telling your brain “i know you don’t wanna do the thing and it’ll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it’ll be fine” is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

when someone suggests dinner & drinks for a first date but i counter with ice cream & da movies

*sarah michelle gellar voice* thank you godimsuchadyke

choose your fav tiny bird

ok sure. industry another one bites the dust edit. spoilers for the entire show

Yasharper stocks can never be shorted because Yasharper will never flop.

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She’s a 10 but she can’t go a single day without talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer

this daylight is in fact saving me