the fact that people can date, travel together, share secrets, and get really intimate for 2-4 years, and still break up really scares the hell out of me.

“I want a boyfriend” me every time a guy talks

Me what?

I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life alone

hearing your own voice is so crazy like i really sound like that i’m sorry everyone

“Trust men or vacuum the desert” Me:

Me viewing houses worth 6 million and be like, "no, i don't like the kitchen"

*uploads resume* "Please enter job history below"

only in the UK 😭

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

The pimples on your face waiting for you to have any social event 😭

I imagine that immigrants would be exempt from this. Only those who have recourse to public funds should be involved.

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

and who cares about some stupid champions league.

None of us will see 3026, Rip to all of us, stay humble, nothing last forever 💔🥹 80 years from now this comment section would be full of dead people comments 🕊️😭

Atrocius Jr. vs Bayern Munich Ballon De Playa. ⭐️

We made it to Friday Y’all 😫😫