Prediction markets will replace relationships. I have a crush on your girlfriend. I make a prediction market about whether she will leave you for me and load $15 into "no". She sees this and drives over to my place. Before texting me she's here, she bets "yes". She comes

He was digitized and trapped by an evil wizard 💔

oh god it's the AI bubble with a steel chair

he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment

is this joke real or did Google invent it for this search query

dude where's my car ending explained

it is now Q2 of the 21st century

lol

god has spoken to me through the nationwide billboard

“You’re absolutely right: that was a fatal dose. My apologies.”

these are some of the shortest days of the year, which can be really hard on your mental health :( here’s a tip to make it easier: have your first drink right as the sun sets at 5pm continue drinking heavily long into the night repeat daily this strategy distracts the body’s

fucked up in the crib eating normal chicken

Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history

Awe-inspiring to think that by the time I retire, it might be possible to get a slightly faster train between Liverpool and Manchester.

Become ungovernable.