Tales from party store websites.

Today is my GitHub anniversary! 🥳 Joined November 1, 2011. github.com/squalrus

Dear soap, shampoo, and conditioner -- can you please adopt this squeeze bottle tech? #dumpthepump

Twitted

My top artists on Tidal in November were Oliver, Cory Wong, Devin Townsend, @volaband. #MyTIDALartists

Car Rainbow 🌈 is finally live! carrainbow.quest Ever find yourself bored in the car? Not anymore! Collect all the car colors and win!

Book and vinyl record Pop up tonight at Draft Punk!!! 6pm. I'll be playing records that people purchase. In collaboration with Wise Old Owl books and music.

It's "Terms of Service and Privacy Policy Update" season.

Huh?

tidal.com/live/55136911

I keep getting "We’re updating the price of <SERVICE> on <DATE>" emails, but how come the price is never going *down*?

I'm just going to say it: Standards is the best #fruitcore band out there.

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕 follow Xbox Game Pass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers! be sure to see TMNT in theatres 8/2/23 in the US! ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: xbx.lv/3OtVY2x

Mommy wow! EN-CO-PRESIS now!

Sold my $3.73 of crypto, for a $0.99 fee. Then transferred the $2.74 to my bank account, for a $0.55 fee. Got a cool $2.19. 😎 #cryptocurency

Duo of the year 🏆 #ARCRaiders 🎥 squalrus

.ARC Raiders This is what a Level 65 Raider looks like. Amazing game. #ARCRaiders