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Travis: “jason do you have your first touchdown ball?” Jason: “i never scored a touchdown travis. Thank you for asking” Travis: “okay….😀” THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME 😭

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

Actual quote.

I feel like the victims of Helene dropped off the radar immediately. This is a Katrina-like situation with people shut off from help and dying on their rooftops. How is this only a local story?

Didn’t realize how many folks have no idea where Asheville and these other underwater towns are. I’m in Raleigh- 2hrs inland. Asheville is 4hrs west of me, up in the blue ridge mountains. It was unthinkable that a hurricane could wipe out towns this far inland & high up.

not exaggerating when i say this is one of the greatest love songs of all time

joe rogan expecting harris to travel to his studio for a 3 hour interview in the last 7 days of the election is actually insane

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump: “It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

I think learning about Brooke shields career is what radicalized me because what do you mean everyone was OK with a 10 year old being in playboy? And what do you mean she lost the case when she sued the photographer?

"I knew all the most famous rapists of my generation" is such a crazy way to address this lmao

Imagine believing that Secret Service would allow people to “chase” the Vice President’s toddler. Just like Musk, Vance is using his child to virtue signal and troll.

the radical left monsters

She then came into the Sen and had the audacity to insult the House Chamber and bragged about how good looking she is- we don't have a lot of respect for someone who is making a career out of bullying trans people on the basis of a very rare issue that didn't really impact her in

Kind of insane that these two creatures are responsible for giving us the most intimate Taylor Swift interview of all time. #NewHeights #TS12

Over the long term, we shouldn’t have political gerrymandering in America, just a fair fight between Republicans and Democrats based on who’s got better ideas. But since Texas is taking direction from a partisan White House and gerrymandering in the middle of a decade to try and

The concept of commenting this on a post from The Chicks is taking me out.