Used to think I was misunderstood but I realized they just don’t understand

It’s easier to fck a CNA than it is to fck a stripper…😭💀

As we grow older, the pencil is exchanged for a pen to teach us that certain mistakes may no longer be erased

Let's skip the pleasantries, and get straight to the point. I love you.

All black on like I’m Batman. I gotta make it home and watch Mickey Mouse w my daughter

Motion heals

i love a affectionate woman that loves to give hugs and little kisses any small thing, she gives you a little peck on your cheek. love it so much

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

Can’t take money graveside so I always let it burn

you better catch a bitch red handed or she takin that lie to the grave

Probably should stop taking things I don’t want lol

Closure is knowing there’s nothing else to say

Call me perfect baby

They don’t fw u fr

Fuck you, pay me.

Impressed with the miles I did today

Might drop a think piece or two today

Same place, same time, same terrible luck

Sucks to be you