I just hate shows with killing!! (3 mimosas and 2 hours into Gladiator II)

when I was a baby a witch put a curse on me that takes away my favorite menu item at the local restaurants I frequent.

boys about to bring back the Klinger method

the other day I texted my husband that I’d heard yellowjackets season 3 “jumped the shark.” when we were about 15 minutes into the season premier he says to me, “you heard they find a shark on this show?”

I need a new going out top for this weekend.

not my house but I know my way around

all of MSP leaving DEH at the ordway this week:

me to the group of 17 y/o girls across the classroom who are not doing their work but are bullying their one friend into breaking up with her boyfriend

can’t decide what’s chicer, having no baby or being this fab with a baby in tow

can’t believe I’m saying this, but a big F U to the Trader Joe’s bagger who rang up my chocolate this morning but didn’t put it in the bag? so now I’m back home, 223 miles from a TJ, without the thing I went in there for.

cedar and I <3

now taking recommendations for books that are purple. I have a rainbow bookcase and I need a few purples to balance it out and bring the vision to fruition.

summer ! time !

that time me, our history teacher, and the kid who got a 35 on his ACT said to the class that not everyone should go to college/you don’t need a degree to live a successful life … oof that room was heated 😅

my 3 yo nephew loves to chat about family but has a hard time with husband vs dad right now. he’ll reference my husband as “your dad” and when I tell him “nah that’s my husband, your Bumpa John is my dad” he just stares at me. 😂😭

explaining the duel maid of honor speech to my older sister: “So the wink emoji indicates a joke.”

what my finsta posts look like

bringing back putting coats on the spare bed in a big way !

3 year old nephew had so much fun at the party he yelled “I don’t wanna go to my house! My house is a dummy head!” when his parents were putting him in his coat and mittens to leave

babysat my 3 year old nephew and almost 2 year old niece the past few days and I understand how my parents forgot me in a Barnes & Noble once