One of them’s mine!

The most positive energy you could ever get into one interview. Monica Gaga and JodyanneFR are two beautiful beautiful humans.

What a week to do some satirising! Join guest host Gemma Arrowsmith & guest guest Joe Barnes as they tackle all things newsy in NewsJack Unplugged. Tonight on BBC Radio 4 extra at 10:30 and whenever you fancy on BBC Sounds

Unfortunate sticker placement or satanic subliminal messaging?? 😈

Is that diagram… accurate??

Don’t miss outstanding EYE OF DAY: THE MATA HARI STORY performance from @SpontaneousJK in Sydenham Centre 8pm on Thurs, Fri, Sat - last performance on Sat 18 May - tickets on door £16 concession £12 Kirkdale Bookshop SEE3 - intriguing and thoroughly entertaining evening

My next Hoopla Impro Beginners Improv course is now available to book at hooplaimpro.com/beginner-impro…. It will be out of this world (well mainly London based), but you know what I mean

Big thank you to @NjambiMcgrath and Heavenly comedy for letting me lose my stand up virginity tonight! Finally did it!! #comedy #standup

Second gig tonight at South Kensington Comedy Club. And yes, I’ll be recording all of them on here to make it easier when I write my autobiography 😝

Happy Birthday to me, my first gift is my very own website monicagaga.com designed by Steph Fairbairn. Check it out! #mygirlsgotskills!

If I’d known it was that easy I wouldn’t have needed to try stand up

Voted 🌹

How to make your mother-in-law swear like a docker at Christmas: 1. Play Charades 2. Act out Countryfile in three syllables

Concerned that Boris Johnson might actually be the father of *MY* child #BorisBaby

Please RT - starting (very slowly) to commission for my #womensfootball site. Opinion pieces wanted - they will be paid.

Homeschooled the toddler on dictators today

.Prima Magazine are looking for short stories for our Sept - Dec issues. Maybe back to school, Halloween, bonfire night, Christmas themes? Or no theme! The writer wins £100 if their story is printed. Email entries of 800 words max to: [email protected].

First time back in the theatre today, and this quote on repeat in my brain #theycantstoptheatre

3yo keeps waking me up with: ‘Mummy, I dreamed a dream’. It’s like living with Susan Boyle.