going for a classic spite barf

All Cats Are Beautiful

mostly just yelling today

what the fuck is wordle

i do not recognize this world

full communism in our time

it's friggin winter time to scoot at full speed into a wall

looking at pecan thinking hmmm my brain is smaller than this

let me in let me out let me in hi are you using the bathroom

All any cat really wants is to be emperor of the known universe with daily feasts in their honor, heretics trampled beneath the feet of beasts, and devoted servants ready to hurl themselves into live volcanoes at any moment. That’s all

Be patient with cat, let it come to you. Sometimes this takes five years

Alf is a murderer

Gotta say nice things at your cat even if he's bad. Say you are my favorite cat I am looking at right now, u are the best cat in that chair

Tip: It's not your bed sheet, it's your cats spooky cave, and he has every right to defend his home

Long ago exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time and cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations

All cats should have access to education about the difference between strings and wires

Whoah news flash clothes is just strings CLOTHES IS JUST STRINGS STRINGS AND STRINGS AND STRINGS

The Cat Number Bed is the first bed that you can adjust to the number of cats you have