Golfing with people who are nasty at golf tomorrow I am going to get so drunk

Crashing out so hard about how life is a never ending checklist of responsibilities. When’s the last time you were completely present for a week straight

Liquid chromatography can GET BENT

Jizzing

Genuinely can’t function in cutthroat environments. Like here just take all my shit I don’t feel like fighting with you it’s not that serious

Do girls like shapely calves

I’m fckin crackkeddddd

Is that trump clip real ???

My nervous system is dysregated as FUCK

Grant writing is weird, some days you have it and some days you can’t write a sentence

Sorry boss I need to leave work now and play the Skate4 pre-alpha playtest for 9 hours

Finished a massive grant application for 4 million dollars and PI wants a second one done in 2 weeks. I can’t do this

Got a cool new watch - things are different now

Running pickup basketball with strangers multiple times and never knowing their names is a quintessential male experience

getting a phd is mostly about developing a system for maximizing the time you spend in flow state, over several years

Hardest part of PhD is putting up with egomaniacs and office politics, the rest is like 2 hours a day of passive work

Yeah Dustin May can get the fuck off this team

“Yeah bro we just gotta lock in Sept-Dec 2025”

lispbiftatits You can do anything you want until someone stops you