this man was dming a 16 year old actress on a children’s show my friend worked on

the way some of you talk about goblins and orbs is so performative. talk to me when you’ve delved one dungeon

it’s because of that fuckass bob

stepped in gum.. one of the classic buffoon experiences

if my king suddenly employed an advisor called gríma wormtongue i think i’d have some concerns

old man at the sandwich shop praised my order. i’m on top of the world!!!

Sorry Been MIA, What IS My Problem

These trauma surgeons thought they’d seen the worst of the worst. But nothing they’d experienced prepared them for the horrors they found in Gaza, as civilians and children suffer under Israel’s bombing campaign. Two weeks inside a Gaza hospital👇 politico.com/news/magazine/…

he should’ve made the statement in notes app

thank you so much for quitting your job. you sucked so much and we all hated your guts. you’re so brave ❤️

James Baldwin: "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality."

(first guy to get shit on by a bird) no this is actually really good. i love it. good things are happening for me i can feel it

men’s handshakes are too much. how do you know when to dap? to fist bump? to pull them close and slap the shoulder? i don’t understand it but i see the beauty in it

seeing a cybertruck behind you on the highway feels like being hunted by something really annoying

imagine being the wife of one of the three stooges. ah yeah my husband, the famous idiot. i could never respect him

this picture pisses me off so bad. no bread or cheese but we brought the fucking pinecones. i’d be so pissed if my girlys showed up to the picnic with this shit. id be taking big bites of that pine cone saying MMM YUMMY just to make a point

thank God every day that i have a job where i get to use a walkie talkie

at one point that frog in the boiling pot was having an awesome time in hot tub

rasa pigment & bleach on canvas 54” x 60”