“Brendan Schaub: Been out of town too much..didn't turn my AC on in the house..room is on fire!! #FirstWorldProblems

Boyfriend #1 has a wife! Therefore BF#3 will be referred to as BF#1 and applications will be taken for the position of BF's #3 and #5

Real friends don't ask their friends to help them pack or move

“Savannah McKenzie: Delegates need to remember to address their comments to the chair. Not aim them directly at other "members" #fcee11”.. Got ur back

Anyone else super tired of boiled eggs? #fcee12 #eggsandbacon please

“Savannah McKenzie: Anyone else super tired of boiled eggs? #fcee12 #eggsandbacon please”........ Never gonna happen.

“Savannah McKenzie: Will the #fcee12 condemn #goldenhandshakes? Stay tuned...”....... How much longer should I stay tuned for ??

#hotmix traveling to red deer me and my co worker need a spin of old school hip hop please Chris and Khar

Okay I respect your opinion, mind telling me why Im getting owned? “[■☆★□]: Jonny Meat i think dan henderson is gonna own u”

Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude, you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.'

“Matt Mitrione: If you clap your hands when ur happy & u know it, what do you do when ur sexy & u know it” ... You shuffle that's what u do!

“Infinity Ward: New releases for #MW3 X360: Elite drops 19-21 on 8/7, Collection 3 releases 8/9, Collection 4 releases ? When for Xbox ?

Just saw Justin Bieber outside entrance 10 at WEM with scooter Braun OMG

#barackobama : OBAMA = obviously best at managing America!!!!

“Savannah McKenzie: Alastair Woods do you think about opening plenary all year? #dontstopbelieving only time Savannah McKenzie will tweet.!! Proven over 3 years

“Neetu Garcha: Taking a crack at anchoring a news and sports broadcast instagr.am/p/SkLhGoqFWh/” .. And doing it like a BOSS looks like u own it

“|/\|\|: Hey #fcee12 : there will be at least a 20-minute delay before workshops tonight. Take your time..... Good ol' CFS TIME.. Lol

Missin' James Bowen awkwardness and corny jokes from the back left of the room that he is in,while charging his phone because of gaming

#fcee12 #CFSBC #cfsfcee ATTENTION CANDIDATES running from last year congrats I know u will win!!! Others making a mockery of CFS ....STFD!!