I can’t stand it anymore

Los que tienen la switch 1 están en twitter así

going through pokopia induced psychosis

DARTH VADER: we MUST find Obi-Wan Kenobi STORM TROOPER: there’s a Kenobi registered to a home on Tattooine DV: what’s his first name? ST: Ben DV: Nope not him. First name was Obi-Wan

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement savings, things aren’t so bad.

Getting work emails during my Pokopia shift

Nintendo toda vez que o mundo tá pra se acabar em desgraça:

I don't need it..

i never wanted a career—i wanted to be a pokémon master

Exactly. I don't want a side gig, I don't wanna hustle, I don't want to start a business. My one normal job should be enough.

Good morning! Republicans control every branch of the government.

daily affirmations 03.10.26. it's okay not to have a switch2. it's really okay not to have a switch2. pokopia cannot possibly be that good. you are strong for resisting temptation. you don't need to buy a console for one game. it seriously cannot be THAT GOOD. you and your

Salaryman ditto

my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and coworkers making small talk with me

i don't want a job i want to become a pokemon trainer

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a Star Wars marathon

I would love for the Gays to knock on my door

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now