I hope the vaccine is a gummy

Okay but where’s the Big Daddy 2 sequel with Adam Sandler Dylan Sprouse & Cole M. Sprouse

So I came home this weekend after 3 days without watering Shoshan and she was dead. I gave her some TLC this morning and look at the difference 12 hours makes!!!

Maybe I missed it but has Trump once mentioned his sick wife?

Did Lori Loughlin ruin our chance at a Jesse McCartney and Zac Efron Summerland reboot?

Gauging public interest for my new side hustle. Who’d be interested in a signed headshot?

Capuchin monkeys and Moira Rose have the same aesthetic Schitt's Creek

I wish I were an early 2000’s C-lister making a full living off of Cameo during quarantine

just remembered how i cried when i had to cut a kid on chopped jr and they edited it out haahahahahahahaaaaaa 😩🥲

Is ginger ale anyone else’s ‘plane drink’ ?

I’m about to have bolognese for breakfast so that’s how I’m doing

it’s called fashion. look it up.

I’m not saying quarantine has made me less attractive but I am saying my iPhone doesn’t recognize my Face ID anymore

I really hope Apple TV calls their episodes applesodes

I feel like this will be one of Saturday Night Live best “impressions” seasons and I cannot flipping wait

I want Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy to get pregnant with 26 year old me

Thankful for my neighbors cooking teriyaki at 11:30pm Smells so good through vent 🤤

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