What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth?

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday!

How does Dora even get that t-shirt to fit over her head? That looks physically impossible.

Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

S/O to all the slurgins in the world. Slurgins = Sluts that act like virgins.

Wtf is "Lolzzz" ?! Did you laugh yourself to sleep bitch?

Me: *Eats a snack while making a snack*

Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus...and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

The person under this tweet is a hoe

No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald�s I�m still gonna eat it.

Not sure if my parents wanted kids... or slaves

Mean Girls came out 9 years ago and it�s still the most relevant thing I�ve ever seen.

Happiness is the highest level of success.

Hope. It's the only thing stronger than fear.

Teenage Problems -Girls are bitches -Boys are twats -Everyone judes u -Prents don't understand I hate everyone goodbye :)

That feeling when you don't even know what the fuck you're feeling.

Love your work, then you will find pleasure in mastering it.

When you walked in to a store and it played your old favorite song. #HappyThing

Lets see how sharp you are ...