the funniest thing about traveling abroad while the election happens is that every single european I’ve met thinks her name is Camilla

i present you the exact cunty opposite: group of misfits and a guy who only feels like himself around them and they all hate him

is this anything

close enough welcome back speak now taylor swift

My only critique of wicked is it woulda been so much more beautiful if they were played by hillary clinton and kamala harris 💔

the wizard: I’m a fraud and you’re an enemy of the state now elphaba:

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

How r people so productive on train journeys i literally just experience 4 hrs of Big Thought

i am bored of having the flu and ready for the next chapter of my life to start

kind of long overdue…… if i may speak the mindy project was eons ahead of its time

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

the crosswalk signal when I keep hitting the button:

Never seen better marketing in my life