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Dear Twitter, how does it feel to be a sniveling little bitch?

So, Mickey Mouse is stalking me? My stalker is the face of a billion dollar media empire, fuck Yeah!

Facts don’t care about your feelings

Apparently 11 years ago, I joined Twitter when it was new, and watched it become a leftist sh!thole. Ya social media #MyTwitterAnniversary

A rant: when an adult film star you follow "meets a fan" yet he's build like a brick shit house and hung like a horse. Apparently they think we're stupid.

This was one of the best clips ever.

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I am not even mad, that is amazing.

I can’t fricking wait!!!! Ahhhh!

This is why I will never marry or have kids

Alan Moore giving the best writing advice I have ever heard

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I hate Facebook

Boss Fight Studio EPIC H.A.C.K.S. SKeletons Wave 2 are up for preorder at BBTS ($29.99 each) - bit.ly/3ZUrx8G As I mentioned earlier, first wave is also in stock, but enough about that LUCHA BONES!

I work at a Renaissance fair, this is perfect!