Ma’am, I’ve been using him since you yelled at me to when I brought him back.

How she gonna act like we don’t all know at this point RLC is Teddy. 😂

4 months now, since December!

Elly and Teddy are the only nerds who make couple gaming cute.

She’s my other half in all the right ways.

Even if Elly is with Benji, she’s mine. 👀

Whoever edited this photo should bring your nipples back, they disappeared!

Still... they’re gone!

[Drags my tongue across my bottom lip before smiling at Amelia.] Well, I’ll be damned..

Why does this looks like a pregnancy announcement photo?

Genuine question!

#NewProfilePic

[Shrugs because that’s not a lie.]

I wasn’t going to until you said something. 👀

😇

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Grins, strutting my way out of my batcave to Elly Alden and adds my rose to your collection as I lean in to press a kiss happily to your cheek.] Girl, you know I always treasure you when you’re around. Happy birthday, princess.

My drafts say otherwise

All because I won’t change my face to someone she wants. PFFT.

The fuck you mean wouldn’t let you? We mutual haven’t gotten rid of each other for 5+ years, what’s gonna stop it now?