Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.

Carry On Blogging! That's why I cannot watch the films in daytime screenings. They're almost all PG but are cut. Unacceptable butchery of so many films. DVD box sets of the classics for me.

Watching #grease earlier takes me back to 1978 when my parents inflicted 2 things on me I should have hated but ended up loving. Queueing around the block in George St to see 'Grease' then in November they took me to see Cliff Richard in his 20 years since 'Move It' tour.

Has anyone seen Daisy, our cat? In Goring-By-Sea, missing since yesterday.

Paul Constance ALL GOOD MICHAEL GREAT

Earlier after I called Boris Johnson a liar I was thrown out of Parliament immediately. But he is a liar, and enough is enough. I needed to call it out!

3 MILLION VIEWS! Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 has redefined honour, courage & integrity for a new generation. Her selfless action & courage in standing up for what’s right will have restored the faith of millions in a broken political system Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙

Regardless of the rights and wrongs of yesterday, or any political allegiance, it’s probably time that proven lying should be allowed to be called out in parliament, no?

Thank you to everyone who went to see Old on opening days all over the world! I can not express how much it means to all of us who made this story. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you - lovely memory of late nights, working with great crews!

Please consider a retweet if you think Boris Johnson is a national disgrace.

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James Dreyfus J.K. Rowling What gets me is that it seems no one is being seriously investigated on this. It is death threats to her & her family FFS, how can that be ignored? What has to happen before this is taken seriously.. fucking frightening 😡

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Please help if you can. I was one of the very lucky ones.

BREAKING: Judge Merchan drops a bombshell on Donald Trump in his criminal hush money trial, reveals a slew of damaging information that prosecutors can mention. This is it the worst case scenario for Trump... If Trump takes the stand, the judge has ruled that prosecutors can