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Job security (for security folks, this SaaS is screwed)

who needs memory safety when you have inshalloc

light really is too slow. when you contemplate the vastness of the universe you realize that the speed of light is essentially a prison.

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Amazing product with a highly undervalued token

Of advice I give to new founders, this is by far the most common thing I say over and over and over again, and many just don’t get it- many great engineers who are otherwise intelligent people seem weirdly unable to understand good tech or even a good product is insufficient

This was a feature I really wanted to see that, unfortunately, never got funded. Very excited to see this come to prod. We already have private/public keys for web3, using them for communication is the most human next step.

All these web3 companies are focused too much on internal web3 developer acquisition We're 24k monthly active developers. 0.008% of the world's developer population. A drop in the bucket. We should be 💯 be focused on developers outside of our bubble.

This is the right move, and a silver lining in a bad situation. Anyone saying “this means they’re centralized” doesn’t understand how blockchains work. Validators control the network- if the top few BTC mining pools decided to revert some transactions, they could absolutely

I once built a petabyte array in my garage, until it made the entire house so hot we had to turn it off. Something tells me Walrus 🦭/acc won’t have this problem

"$memecoin is the next #memecoin" is unironically my clos fav after "the best memecoin is $useless"

Me and intel finally have something in common

being in 3/5 ain't bad

This is so cool. Any chance we can teach it to use a steamer, too?

robinhood intentionally let everyone buy just a single $FIG at $33 to give retail a taste of what it might be like if they weren't the permanent underclass

We call this magic “effective distribution”. Great move from Coinbase 🛡️ and looking forward to buying some base assets.

this is extremely fucking bad btw