I’ve worked at a few different prisons but my first big girl job I took over another gal’s position because even though she was like 22 and beautiful, she decided to get walked off the job for hooking up with a no teeth having, INMATE janitor/custodian in the work bathrooms

A different lady at another prison got caught smuggling bricks of tobacco into her inmate boyfriend because it fell out of her pant leg in front of a coworker. She begged the coworker to keep quiet 😳

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

kamala girl i need you to make a bunch of blue hats that say “Make America Laugh Again” so the abbreviation is MALA, hence ur name, and use their card against them!!!! it’s now or never sista😭

I want the happiness that Shane Gillis and Dan Soder are having right here sitting behind Adam Copeland and THE GLAMAZON

If I can come onto your podcast to talk about my new book, Delco Dirtball, let me know. I do not give a fuck if you have one listener. Id love to talk with you.

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Me when I randomly hear Short Skirt/Long Jacket out in public

I’M HOLLERING 😅😅😅

“Ask her ‘what can I take off your plate today?’” Meanwhile the visual representation of him ‘taking something off her plate’

GERBIES TOO!? How great is our god 🙏🏻 Shane Gillis

when bart simpson puts the marshmallow into his cocoa and it absorbs all the cocoa and he cuts it into slices

Some of them kid’s names be sounding like the names charter gives their wifi networks 😕

*hurls money at the screen* spectacular give me 14 of them right now

Mf be in relationships with NO dates NO traveling NO nothing just ARGUING & LAYING DOWN 😭😭

Waiting on that petition for Shane to play Biff in a Back to the Future remake 🪧

Next weekend! Atlanta, Orlando, and Virginia Beach with Chris Faga! Lets party! Luisofskanks.com for tickets!