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calendar_today24-08-2025 04:12:05

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🚨Per Sources: After suffering such a devastating defeat to the Cal Bears the city of Corvallis, OR is being officially renamed to CALvallis. Official announcement coming soon.

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Calgorithm Tradition Regulation (the Malort Rule) states that any tradition that may or may not have contributed to a victory needs to be included in all future game festivities in perpetuity.

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The Calgorithm has ruled that this goes incredibly hard and is highly encouraged to be posted in places of employment to boost productivity and workplace moral.

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The Calgorithm Department of Labor recognizes this tweet as a valid and well played shit post. Thus, the tweet is an acceptable form of distraction during the work day.

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Forcing an athlete to be in this close to bears (California Golden Bears or otherwise) is a massive safety violation. Also, this graphic is fucking hideous. The hell is even going on here?