I think about my small friend from high school, college and where I live now, he looks up to me. Legitimately has to look up. He’s also has curly hair I like to grab

My travel pack before we head to the lake house this kend #Lank #WeWin

Let’s normalize being a cuck 🪑

Hotdog between buns

I get more ass then a toliet seat

#Eth over everything

If you’re from Naperville you have a small peter

My buddy that’s on the spectrum is from 🦌-field and I use to steal his “boys” clothes when we were abroad #Lank

Gotta love the boys talking shit, one to United the other to ESPN Smokes get after it this weekend kid. #MonthToMonth

She’ll come up to me

Bro of mine lives in south bend Indiana. His John is as small as a pistachio, also has a haircut of drake. One of kind. He’s white btw

Sundays are back Louis Balowitz Ben Johnson Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

RIP Charlie Kirk

Strippers using gloves to count there money because of germs is so funny. Come sit on my face

RIP Beef

Rico at a college basketball game and not doing anything today for college football is ridiculous Dave Portnoy Rico Bo$co

One of my buddies moved to South bend just to come out of the closet. He’s now convinced my other buddy his gay acquaintance to move to Tampa to come out.