it’s national smile week, here’s something to make you 😁 #thatmademyday

Me and my friends on my bed the morning after a shit show of a night out

who knew Kylie Jenner would be 2019s biggest breakout artist. honestly can’t believe how she ate “rhïyse eñ shìńë”

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

dating a picky eater is so much cheaper because you can go to the nicest restaurant and they’re still just gonna order chicken strips from the kids menu

imagine getting engaged to a dentist and having to pretend like you floss for the rest of your stupid life

my best friend who is premed and “studying” has not responded to my 12 calls and 37 text messages about how dan humphrey wasn’t supposed to be gossip girl i’m gonna show up to his house and see if he’ll discuss it with me as i bang on his window

Catholic mass is just Catholic force divided by Catholic acceleration

Here’s a snippet from my 2019 :) Thank you for making this my job!!! youtu.be/uMKI5NPU8po

I identify as a carry on bag. You will now let me fly anywhere for $30.

Very cool. Please thank him!

I’m such a believer in “you’re only as pretty as you treat people.”

Merica.