Mfs will insist that they have a comedic work load the likes that rivaled Hamilton federal papers yet still have time to drag me out until 2am every night 😭😭😭😭

Babysitting drunk people gotta be top 10 worst experiences 🫩

Bro I went to take a shower last night at like 2am, but half way through my shower another dude starts making cat noises in the shower next to mine 😭 💀🥀🥀🥀

Chat my necklace arrives today and I can’t wait to see if I look stupid or not (I’m on my performative arc)

Currently the last person in the Lockheed Martin line 😎

Gotta go back to the j*b fair tomorrow 🫩 shit makes me sick 🤮

Bro I spent like an hour researching this one company so that I could hold a good conversation and be able to talk about their company and ask like good questions just to be hit with “erm idk 🤷 Im new here” TO EVERY QUESTION I ASKED

How could girls can hug and not be called gay but when I act like a good friend to my homies by ferociously blow out his L1 vertebrae because he had a bad week suddenly I’m gay? Like double standards 😔

I’m fully convinced that Jamie Paige is only capable of pumping out bangers.

Bro I saw my TA yesterday when out at like 11pm and that shits like seeing Bigfoot in the wild like don’t you have papers to do or something?

Just finished rewatching Toradora for like the 4th time and that shit still gets me kicking my feet and giggling like a little school girl 😔genuinely peak cinema

Most stocked fridge in all of America 😤Rate the fridge twin 🙏

To the chipotle employee that made my bowl start counting your days

Guys you know what day it is…

Chat is this real?

Can someone tell me why people on TikTok are freaking out about the raptor. Like I like dinosaurs as much as the next guy but selling all your stuff and quitting your job over some dinosaurs seems a bit extreme.

Are we dead ass rn 💀

Chat the lion feels like his stomach was hit by a bag of bricks made of lead (I think I’m getting sick) 😞

I’m being not controlled by some calendar anymore, it’s close enough, it’s time for us to get Holly and jolly twins 😔✌🏼

Baking is my passion ☺️ think I might go professional with these bad boys tbh