Genevieve My mum called me from my room to come and collect her plate and keep in the kitchen then she followed me to come and wash her hands

We score, Liverpool need FIVE - and we're going to get at least one... agreed? 🔵🔴 #LFCBarça (1-0, agg 1-3)

Mourinho: “Ajax can watch the Champions League final at home with their philosophy.” The most ruthless man in world football.

An American billionaire speaking at a degree ceremony announced he would pay off the student debt of all 400 graduates – worth R580 million goto.bi/smithsgift

Botswana, Country With Most Elephants, Lifts Ban on Hunting dailymaverick.co.za/article/2019-0… (A win for sustainable use. Great for people, the environment that elephant overpopulation damages, and the economy. That ban should never have been imposed in the first place.) TGA

Dear Shell #NkosikhoMbele’s family & future is the charity of his choice. These corporates think people are stupid nx

when your team gets assigned a "10x engineer"

Subsequently, the country recorded a trade deficit of P392.5 million: Click👇 for the full report statsbots.org.bw/sites/default/… #IMTSApril2019 #KnowYourStatsBW

Compare and contrast how assault is reported on by the The Wall Street Journal (left) and The Guardian (right). This type of divergence in the reporting of easily verifiable facts is surreal.

Those that got Choppies into trouble now want to steal the it under the guise of helping it. Permanent reputational damage for this lot.

Oprah Winfrey: Worth over $3.2 billion, lectures us about income equality. Gives parenting advice, but has no children. Gives marital advice, never been married. Am I wrong for asking why people are taking her advice? 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

TRUTH IS A FORCE OF NATURE!

I love when people say things like “just eliminate stress.” Or “just don’t worry about it.” Heyini, if it was that easy surely it would be done, no?!?!

I was talking to the CEO of a startup whose customers are local governments. Me: What features do people in local government want most? What excites them? CEO: Going home at 5.

Robert Mugabe was working on a documentary about Dr Sebi.

Please help me track down the person who did this 😢

I guess its time for me to learn the twitter streets.. Thank you so much for the support