I hope this kind of love never leaves me!!

remember that time the suicide hotline put me on hold TWICE

not arguing with a woman who has big beautiful eyes whatever you say angel

AND IF YOU GO, I WANNA GO WITH YOU

“only when the last tree has died, and the last river poisoned, and the last fish caught, will we realise we cannot eat money”

btw I got my eyeball sliced open

Need a crisp caesar salad and some garlic fries asap

sLASHER SUMMER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AHHHH

There was a point in my life that my diet consisted of rockstar energy drinks, cigarettes and iced coffee. Today I miss that version of me.

How to celebrate Easter when it falls on 04/20.

Tbh I see a red hat and I am immediately scared. Please stop buying red hats if you aren’t one of ~them~

Pretty sure I could knock that Paddy Pimblett tiktok trend out of the park because I have the most insane crazy girl eyes but idk if I want the judgement

my partner has been watching #TLOUS2 with me and he probably hates it since I know the game and he does not

okay someone tell me why I’m such a cranky fucking bitch today

remember that time I got called “tone deaf” on twit and I was like “well yeah, I’m autistic 🧍🏻‍♂️”

I think my worst quality is constantly letting people into my life that have no friends and they have a story about how every friend/ex is the bad guy. Maybe, just maybe, you are the problem.

When you want to be Judy Hopps for Halloween but you could never dress up as a cop 😔

Being disliked by manipulative people is usually proof you’ve stopped being easy to control.

look at this cup!!!!

sorry i was being so crazy while you were treating me like shit that’s my bad