This was just a joke. Love ya, Jensen!

Once again, zero stuttering.

Literally NO ONE did it the way Rob Reiner did. He was one of a kind. His humor when acting, his genius when directing, all of it. I hope he and his wife are at peace. Fuck. I’m gonna watch “The Princess Bride”.

Hey, if you’ve seen FNAF 2, let’s talk about it! And FNAF 3! Where do you think it’s going?!

As we move toward 2026, here’s some things I think the entire world (ENTIRE WORLD) needs to just jot down: 1. Trans people exist, and your bigotry will do nothing to change that. 2. Gay people exist. And your bigotry will do nothing to change that. 3. Fuck the patriarchy.

BUT WAIT! There’s more! 4. Free Palestine. Fuck genocide 5. Bodily autonomy in all people should be respected. 6. A woman has the right to do with her body what she wants. Full. Fucking. Stop. 7. FUCK. THE. PATRIARCHY. 8. Listen to clowns, expect a circus. Thanks!

Also, Brigitte Bardot can be an amazing actress and an absolute cesspool of filth of a human being. These aren’t mutually exclusive Kbye.

My New Year’s resolution is revenge.

Always remember: The size of your funeral is always going to largely be determined by the weather that day. Stay humble. (Like reposting this because of a typo. Whoops.)

↳ PHOEBE W.B. ‘85. Cancer. Actress. Writer. Producer. You probably saw me in your favourite franchise. Strictly IC. MDNI. Friendly writer. 21+. ↻ + ♡?

Everyone, please say a prayer for Phoebs. || PARODY. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with her. She just deserves all the blessings.

Blast from the past, right?! Stay tuned. Shit’s gonna get REAL creepy.

Someone has a birthday today…

You know what would be an amazing gift for my birthday? Getting THEM THE FUCK OFF OUR STREETS. Fuck, man. When is it enough? Enough bullying? Enough bloodshed? Enough kidnapping? Near as I can tell, the only requirement for them is peaking in high school. Fuck ICE.

#NewProfilePic Old man selfie.

Who wants vodka?!

Fuck, man…just…fuck… abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/ac…

↳ Kit Wilson 6’1” of pure non-toxicity. Pro wrestler. Poet. Bon vivant. Always remember: Toxic behavior is NOT welcome in my space. Strictly IC. ND. MDNI. Friendly writer. 21+. ↻ + ♡?

↳ Rachel A. Keen (aka RAYE) Scorpio. Singer-songwriter. Producer. Londoner. Dog mum. Strictly IC. ND. MDNI. Friendly writer. 21+. PARODY ↻ + ♡?