It’ll be like Friday night.. the heat of the weekend.. and KCPR’s like ‘let’s discuss the history of kombucha’

New Private Island song tomorrow.

Jeffrey Dahmer’s whole apartment complex demolished in the 90’s for obvious reasons and CVS probably like ehh why not let’s BUILD BABY

Have yourself a stream open.spotify.com/track/0aMwvMvu…

It’s season 37 of Survivor and everyone, and I mean everyone, is crying buckets out here

VALLEYHEART THE EP OUT NOW‼️ onerpm.link/valleyheart

Twitter dot com we are back on tour! 5 dates on the west coast USA are on sale now. Right here 💨 linktr.ee/pvtilnd

TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES ⚠️ lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/private-…

Doggy poopoo peepee

Data shows that 100% of people who buy scented toilet paper didn’t realize it was scented

We’re recording three new songs live tomorrow, which we haven’t done since our first EP in 2014

I don’t care bro, if someone asks me if I’m good at bass, I say yes I am very good. What kind of chump would I be if I’ve been playing bass for what 20 years and still don’t know how to slap that shit cmon now

When flight attendants call trash ‘rubbish’… why yes m’lord ‘tis here, I bestow my water goblet of the heavens unto you

Robbing a bank actually less selfish of a crime than blocking an intersection

have yourself a stream onerpm.link/jointheparty

Pleased to let you know Angelo Mota & Evening Elephants will be joining us July 15th at Knitting Factory! Tix: ticketweb.com/event/private-…

Yooooooo! My new EP is OUT!!!! Have a great day! open.spotify.com/album/60SkFH6D…

Now that we’re talkin scintillas of evidence, how many scintillas did it take for them to realize Xenu was their galactic space alien man

Can someone please beat me in chess I need to be humbled many thanks

New one out next week, get some!