“Unemployable former Tories joining Reform Sir - thousands of em”

This would disappoint me ...

Jamal Lowe has a chance to make HISTORY this season If he scores 898 goals on Saturday he will pass Cristiano Ronaldo’s incredible goal tally Good luck Jamal!💙 #SWFC

I'm glad he thinks the mind of a child is profound, because he has one if he thinks we believe this guff.

I'm a massive mash-up fan. If you're of a similar vintage to me and don't know what it is, try this for size by one of the masters: youtube.com/watch?v=x9nrBF…

A chuckling baby always makes me smile ...

Or this one ... youtube.com/watch?v=E5Naqk…

For injury?

100% Natural Honey with Proof

Has Donald J. Trump forgotten that Elon Musk dobbed him in for being in the Epstein files? Please don't RT this, we wouldn't want to reopen old wounds...

I’ve never seen a tweet with a funnier last sentence

Maybe Greenland could invade the US. This is barbaric

This was a place where #Pompey PO4cast - Pompey Podcast for PompeyNewsNow🎙

Let’s spend some dosh and get Leaburn … #Pompey

"I get many letters accusing the directors right and left of being money-grabbers and afraid to spend money for a real good player." - More from The Ranger in 1948 #Pompey

blues extra. Posting that when everybody knows he was going to train with Pompey 🤣🤣🤣

If we were in a positive frame of mind we could say we have got Adams for ONLY £500k. He’s just what we need and has shown he can handle a relegation scrap #Pompey

Trophies will be accepted tomorrow at the White House from 9–5.

He wants to erase his signature ✍️