it must've taken a long time to jack off all trades

that is exactly what a raven should sound like

once you’ve passed 20 i don’t think you need to sneak out again. just go and come back like three times and ur parents will accept the shift.

When people compliment your looks just say As Within So Without

冗談かと思ったら本当にサメいた

That “men need to open up more” sounds cute…until a man does and suddenly you lose respect for him.

one of the hardest photos i have ever taken

Tree in London coverd with Parakeets, not leaves

Real friends😅🤣

one of the hardest photos i have ever taken

a group of white guys could walk up to me and say they’re imagine dragons and I’d believe them

someone said “nothing gives you a clearer look into someone than how they misinterpret things, every misinterpretation is a confession” and it’s so true because how people misunderstand things can reveal a lot about their perspectives and feelings.

Hey Grok remove the ugliest member of this group.

When you first meet a woman, that fake peaceful version of her be so fire

Bossy white women have an appropriate place in society, and that place is terrorising corporate customer service.

feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island they’d all drop that voice thing in like a day

Incredible civilisation.

he’s trained to make instantaneous decisions, the skill is transferable like mad