Andrew Tate has been BANNED from the Wetherspoons App

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UK laws are merely a suggestion. Commit arson.

10k here we come

In the doctor’s waiting room and someone asked me “are you ill?”... Nah pal I’m just here for fun

Paying for verification when you’re tweets get 2 likes is the online equivalent of buying every woman in a club a drink in hopes that one of them respects you - not gonna happen pal

beans.

The Reddit app has randomly started sending me notifications of suggested posts but the posts are only from r/ClashOfClans and r/autism. Not sure what they’re trying to say.

Reddit need to chill. Yes, I do struggle with small talk and yes I will be reading this and yes it was a good suggestion but idk why they keep suggesting r/autism

Why are there ‘danger of death’ signs on major electrical boxes? If someone wants to play around in a 6 foot tall box full of wires that supplies electricity to a whole neighbourhood I say let them

How cool would it be if Young Sheldon was curb stomped into oblivion? Side note: I am not a fan of Young Sheldon

YoUr AcCoUnT cOuLd Be PeRmAnEntLy bAnNed

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023

Champagne on christmas morning is ‘fancy’ but when I sank a pint of Tesco Value lager at 9am last Tuesday I was ‘an alcoholic’ and ‘upsetting the kids’. Ridiculous.

Throw your car batteries into the ocean to help recharge the electric eels

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Girls dye their hair because they let their “instructive thoughts” win, but if I let my intrusive thoughts win I would be in solitary confinement with 87 life sentences.

1 like = 1 international war crime committed