We used to be a proper country

yeah you guys got to second base but what’s your OPS+

goes hard

I got ten million ads for your “documentary” you dumb fucking assclown

Does anybody have that picture of Jesus with the speech bubble you can quote tweet with

every time I try to practice with hybrid clubs I get one inch closer to ending it all

how are you guys pronouncing oomfs

What drink pairs well with Chinese food

She asked me to do a land acknowledgment on her cooter

Mischief time

Football is cool but it cannot beat crisp cool October baseball

Grabbing a fridge cigarette real quick

Can someone in England tell me what’s going on with all the St George flags

A boyhood what

Going down to the Cheesecake Factory to have a drink.

Whoever decided the MLB app should delay scoring plays by two minutes deserves a promotion

The best diet for staying fit is to eat nothing after 5pm but martini olives