how do you change your name on the next door app

Happy Birthday lyle :) ! can’t believe Twitter friends are real

they’re brothers

I got another dog because one wasn’t enough jumping and nibbling on me when I wanted to relax

telling the cashier at Taco Bell I served there back in ‘16 while there’s a line behind me

wish I got addicted to something good in COVID like CrossFit or something instead of cocaine

Break up’s suck but have you ever been genuinely in love with a girl who has a different catastrophe in her life every single day

sitting in my standing slacks

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

want to be a chill girl so bad but unfortunately any minor shift in plans turns me into dennis reynolds

Eating a sandwich in the sun cured my seasonal depression

No matter where I go in life, there is always a group of men talking about working on their cars around a bonfire

It's the day again

Sunday morning drive to the next town over cause they have an orileys. Going to change my oil and do some gardening #springhassprung

Having 1 DUI is kind of sexy and mysterious but 2 is undignified

my pure heart cancels out my past criminal convictions

out of town on a work training. awkward introduced myself to a coworker for another location while peeling a hard boiled egg, showing up very early out of nervousness