Doing a teams meeting on the toilet. Peak living or or the lowest point of humanity, you decide!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you need to grab stuff from your locker in a PureGym the only other person in the locker room will be using the one right beneath/next to/above yours

Yes TikTok I do want to see thirst traps of #PedroPascal. No I don’t care what people are wearing today in Copenhagen

Ok fine, I’ll admit it. I never finished sapiens. But I definitely angle my teams camera so it’s always in the background of meetings.

It’s my favourite time of year: when brands who have nothing to do with valentines day try to shoehorn things like hearts into ads for hardware tools

Jokes on you flower companies…I can’t think of anything less romantic than travelling on the a packed tube with a bouquet

Just throwing it out there but I think Hans Zimmer and #JohnWilliams should do the next #SuperBowlHalftimeShow. Can you imagine how cool that would be??

Tube doors slammed into me today in rush hour. so you know …I can do physical comedy too

The T in TikTok stands for trauma. Every video I watch is about how something I hadn’t ever thought about caused me deep trauma

“After watch the stupid movie can you keep a secret I can’t wait to see which hot beefy American stud startup founder sits next to me on my flight to Houston!” … the seats:

Is it pancake day? I hadn’t noticed *says in Andie MacDowell accent*

#Hinge: your most compatible is available!

These nepo babies are everywhere…

Consider this my formal manifestation to the universe to write the next season of #sexlife on Netflix

Yep, definitely getting my period (AGAIN). I just got teary eyed thinking about the meteor that made the dinosaurs extinct 😭😭😭

So excited to meet my twin flame today. I’ve been assured it’s happening by a teen on TikTok who said today was “exspecially” cosmic

Who named this? Promote them immediately. But also, paint the blue bit green.

Some fab shows coming up next week! Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm 🎟 westendcomedy.co.uk/shows

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