okay this got a genuine chuckle out of me

Hudson Freeze, PhD. Took a class from him in grad school.

Another day, another round of men asking, "Why are women attracted to this mildly unconventional looking dude?" Honey, every woman you know has a crush on the cartoon fox version of Robin Hood, and this is what baffles you?

my brother in christ one of these men THEMSELVES worked so hard to remove themself from Star Wars

His Dark Materials, very abridged

didn’t know who anthony paradis was 48 hours ago but now i would die for him

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah but Keanu Reeves didn't do a double axel after this #PrevagenUSChamps

We are extremely proud of our 2022 Olympic champions – Nathan Chen, Vincent Zhou, Karen Chen, Alexa Knierim, Brandon Frazier, Madison Chock, Evan Bates, Madison Hubbell, Zachary Donohue – for their excellence on and off the ice. #MoreThanMedals

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

literally just texted this exact thing to a friend

Stephen Nedoroscik, everyone.

4x Olympian Ellie Black finished SIXTH let’s not let that get lost in the chaos!!

Jordan is now the ONLY athlete in Olympic history to be stripped of a medal because of a judging error. Every other instance is from doping or rulebreaking. This is absolutely heinous and devastating for her.

Ayyy YOOOO Jordan Chiles ,,, imma make you a BRONZE CLOCK NECKLACE,,, and that’s something NO ONE else has,!!! Hit me up my girl,,, I gotchu,!!!

The screw-ups continue in the Jordan Chiles case: I’m hearing that the Court of Arbitration for Sport did not reach out to the right US officials as CAS prepared for last week’s Romanian appeal in Paris. They are supposed to notify both sides and they got the wrong US officials.

USA gonna Fight the Powers that be,,, in the meantime between time,,, Imma always a man of my word Jordan Chiles

Somehow, IT GOT WORSE. The person to whom Cecile Landi made Jordan's inquiry, the person responsible for submitting the inquiry at 4 seconds past the deadline-- FIG *DOES NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE.* They are a mystery phantom official. The incompetence here is absolutely staggering.