If u not scared about losing me as a friend u shouldn’t have me as one

Thailand = LADYBOIS

Ppl that eat noodles from ramen packets scare me bc are u making a recipe or just mixing dry noodles with water and allí g it a meal.

I only date providers & problem solvers. Everyone else ain't my type.

Saved his name under LLC cause he my business.

The IRS really hates single people with no kids😭

The way he chuckles when I make him laugh or tell him a joke makes me really enjoy the sound of a real honest man happy. I can see him old and grey pretending to be Santa for our kids one day.

U can’t dim someone who learned to shine in the dark

I really love when a man just wants to make your life easier 🥹

I literally love coming to my senses… like yk what fuck you lmao

I love an “anything for you” ass man

fun fact Ancient egyptians believed women were goddesses because they could give life.

I will marry a provider, a protector, and a problem solver

I love when ppl tell me they miss me cause yeah I took the sun with me, didn’t I.

imagine hating me and I’m at home like this

Why do my name come up in ppl conversations

I just wanna be babied by a big masculine man that wants to take care of me