Missing out on a final is maybe the most fitting way a player could sign for them

I don’t care that Maresca has gone back in his principles. Maybe he saw that those principles were faulty? Maybe that’s ok? What matters is we’ve played a wonderful half of football and are somehow 3-0 up vs ‘the best team in the world’. Just enjoy the football

This…

You’re a fully grown man, and you’re pulling someone’s hair?

We are WORLD CHAMPIONS Chelsea FC

Yes, it’s a red. But don’t give it in a friendly - especially not for that sort of foul. Who does it help…

Club Statement

We have one extraordinary player. How long do we keep him?

This

Palmer off? What the actual fuck?

That’s a harsh yellow….but we’ll take it. If only he hadn’t taken three of our most dangerous players off (if Neto could be described as dangerous). Something to play for

Anyone else had this error? Ideas?

All true, and bizarre in the extreme

2-0. All so very predictable

Well, everyone was saying Tosin was a liability…

We’ve looked exhausted for ten minutes. Need fresh legs. Change it now before it’s too late…

All so predictable from the 55th minute, that’s the thing…

Gusto at left-back. £60m on Jamie Gittens. Reece James filling in at centre-back. £1b spent. How do these two still have a job? Get these pathetic excuses out the club. Absolutely hideous management to take Chelsea backwards consistently under the guise of positive PR.

Who knows whether this is nonsense or not, but centre half is one of the last things I’d be shopping for

Spending £2bn and securing a Champions League spot once in four seasons is going to be some achievement.