Cowboy fans seeing the Micah Parsons trade:

You know it’s a blockbuster trade when Adam Schefter has a typo like this 😂. Welcome to GB, Micah Packers.

1u Ranger Suarez 5Ks / PHI ML (+114 CZR) Fell 1k short yesterday. Time to get our lick back with Ranger Danger.

This, but it’s 1PM and it’s Ranger Suarez. 5 two strike counts early, no Ks to show💔

❌, bleh. Back to back losses after a good stretch on here. Such a weird start for Ranger. Only 1 ER on 10 hits allowed… just 2 Ks. Had 13-14 two strike counts for max pain.

College Football Saturday at the bar by at 6AM is crazy work.

Incredible 2 unit call on the under from DRockSportsBETT🌶️ and Uncle Ted! DRockSportsBETT🌶️ had to make it spicy with the neither team to score 25 points call too 🌶️ 🔥

1u Cristopher Sanchez 5Ks / Trevor Rogers 5Ks (+104 DK) Time to go back to Wendy’s. Let’s get a W.

Bang bang✅. Not sure why Rogers made that so sweaty. Time to celebrate 🥃🏝️.

SUGANO IS THE GOAT! Hell yes✅. 4Ks in just 5 outs to open the game, already up to 8 whiffs. Never doubted him.

Me calling him the goat, and then he proceeds to allow 10 H, 7 ER, 0 Ks over the course of 1.1 IP is so fucking funny😂

Notre Dame’s play calling today:

Bucket List Item✅. Turtle Bay Arnold Palmer Course in O’ahu. HCP 1, Par 5. (Got a solid bogey on a 3 putt)

1u Garrett Crochet 8Ks / BOS ML (+125 CZR) Crochet and BOS should murder this game.

Garrett Crochet when I trust him:

❌, Jesus Christ. ‘Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice? Strike three.’ … something Crochet couldn’t do today. 7 ER, 4 HR, and only 8 whiffs vs this lineup🤮