I love cats

Taking pictures of the board in a lecture knowing I'll never look at those pictures again

Account Balance : $23.82 My friends : What’s The Move For Tonight ? Me : Shit Don’t Matter To Me It’s whatever.

The more trauma I go through, the funnier I get <3

My drunk friend: i love you . Me: i know bruh sit down & drink some water

cat owners be like:

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

Nikolas Cruz, the Parkland shooter, won't be getting the death penalty. #NikolasCruz What type of MONSTER qualifies, if not him?

If you can commit premeditated murder of 17 defenseless people and live the rest of your life behind bars, then what the fuck is the point of the death penalty. What a slap in the face to the family and friends of the victims. #Parkland

me & my best friend now

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

paying off my credit card just to run that shit back up >>>

i finally did enough research

In case anyone needs this : 🥹❤️

sex supposed to come naturally you niggas be in the dm’s like “can i pleaseee fuckkkuuhhh”

you let a straight girl try em once..